This is awesome because my name is Danny...
Company: ABC Consultants How can I help you?
Lady Caller: I’m calling to ask about Danny _____, is he the owner of the company?
Company: Yes he is, how can I help you?
Lady Caller: Well I met him at a club but couldn’t believe that he was a hot shot CEO and so young
Company: Danny is very successful, we have offices in multiple states and employees all over the United States. Do you want me to get him on the line for you?
Lady Caller: Yes, please
Company: Hold on one moment, first who should I say is calling?
Jan 21st
The Customer is Always Right
Customer: Hey there, I see you got the new Mac Pro Book!
Me: Yes, the MacBook Pro.
Customer: Ah, and you use the Photoshop to make things?
Me: Yep, the whole design suite.
Customer: Wow, do you also use Illustration?
Me: You mean Illustrator? Yeah, it comes with the suite.
Customer: That's amazing! Do you make websites with the -um-Photoshop? Cuz I have FrontPage and I was wondering if I could make webpages like that (points at my screen)
Me: Um, well, if you really wanna do it yourself I would recommend you get a book and learn HTLM and CSS. Then go ahead and invest some money on a program like Dreamweaver.
Customer: Oh, okay. And how long did it take you to learn all that?
Me: A couple of months to learn, then years just to get the hang of it. I guess you could say I'm still learning.
Customer: Oh, all righty then. Let's see, I want 20 pages, a shopping cart system for 200+ products, I'm not really sure. I have some ideas on what it should look like. I'm also assuming you guys can make a couple of changes a day once it's up? And I would like to keep this little project under $150 bucks. Do you guys have any after-holiday specials?
Me: ...
Jan 10th